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STEVE Harmison can't find the pitch, Matthew Hoggard can't find his swing and James Anderson can't find the ball, given that it keeps disappearing into the stands. And it would seem their top order isn't much better. That, in a nutshell, has been the problem with England this tour. And short of Tony Blair rushing through radical stem-cell legislation in the next few days, allowing England to clone the mercurial Andrew Flintoff, there seems no obvious solution to the tourists' bowling troubles, ...